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There's always that one person who tweets something deep and profound, and you're left wondering if they're an undercover philosopher or just really good at plagiarizing fortune cookies. "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step... towards the fridge. #LazyLife
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Ever notice how people tweet about their daily workouts like they're training for the Olympics? "Just crushed a 5K run and bench-pressed a small car. #FitnessFreak #BeastMode #SweatyAndProud." Meanwhile, I consider lifting the remote control as my daily exercise.
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Have you ever seen someone post a tweet like, "Just had the most life-changing experience... but I can't talk about it." Well, congrats! You've just witnessed the social media version of a cliffhanger. I'm left wondering if they found a cure for world hunger or just stumbled upon a really good sale at Target.
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Twitter is like a buffet of opinions. You can find everything from "pineapple belongs on pizza" to "cats are better than dogs." It's like the United Nations of conflicting viewpoints, but with way more gifs and hashtags. I'm just waiting for someone to propose a resolution on the proper way to squeeze toothpaste. #SqueezeOrRoll
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You ever notice how people on Twitter can summarize their entire existential crisis in 280 characters or less? I'm over here struggling to decide between "pizza or pasta," and they're like, "Life is a fleeting illusion, and we're all just stardust contemplating our own mortality. #MondayMood.
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Have you ever read a tweet that's so cryptic you feel like you need a secret decoder ring to understand it? "The sun sets in the east, but my heart is in the west. #Wanderlust #SeekingBalance #LostInMyThoughts." Are you lost, or is this just a poetic way of saying you missed your turn?
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I love it when people use Twitter to share their profound thoughts on life. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #DeepThoughts #MorningMusings." Bravo! You've just merged wisdom with cheese. Is that what they call dairy enlightenment?
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Ever notice how people use hashtags for everything? It's like they're on a mission to turn every sentence into a game of hashtag bingo. "Just ate a sandwich #Foodie #Lunchtime #CarbsAreLife #BreadLover #NotOnMyDiet #Regret." I didn't realize I was witnessing a culinary masterpiece; I thought you were just hungry.
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I love how people treat Twitter like it's their personal diary. "Dear Twitter, today I discovered that my toaster has a bagel setting. #MindBlown." I mean, thanks for keeping us all in the loop on your thrilling breakfast adventures, Karen. Next, tell us about your thrilling coffee maker saga.
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