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Finally, let's talk about those cookies kids leave out for Santa. I mean, every year, it's the same thing: piles and piles of cookies. And sure, Santa's got a magical metabolism, but what about the rest of us? Imagine if we had to eat a cookie for every house we visited. By the time we hit the third house, we'd be like, "Okay, maybe just a sip of almond milk this time.
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You know, "Twas the night before Christmas" sounds all cozy and warm, right? But let's get real for a second. "Twas the week before Christmas" and everyone's losing their minds at the mall. I mean, Santa's probably sitting up there going, "Why did I promise a toy workshop again?
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And then there's Rudolph, right? Everyone loves Rudolph. But let's be honest, there's some backstage drama going on there. You know Dasher and Dancer have their moments of jealousy. Dancer's like, "Why does Rudolph get all the attention? I can prance too!" And then Blitzen is probably in the corner, just happy he's not called "Stitzen" or something.
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Speaking of Santa, have you ever wondered if the elves are unionizing? I mean, think about it. They're down there in the North Pole, crafting toys, and suddenly they realize, "Wait a minute, we're making HOW many toys? And we get paid in cookies?" I can picture it now: a tiny picket sign that reads, "More milk, less work!
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