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Why did the pastry chef get a promotion? Because he had a knack for sweet turnover!
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I asked my boss if I could take a break. He said, 'Sure, just don't let it turn into a high turnover break!
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Why did the dough go to therapy? It needed help dealing with its issues – constant turnovers!
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I went to the bakery and asked for a job. They said, 'Sure, but we have a high turnover rate.' I replied, 'Great, I'm all about that pastry life!
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Why did the accountant start a bakery? He wanted to excel at turnover – both in spreadsheets and pastries!
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Why did the soccer player open a bakery? He wanted to experience the thrill of a turnover on and off the field!
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I got fired from my job at the bakery. Apparently, they were looking for someone with a higher turnover rate – in the kitchen, not the staff!
Friendship Turnover
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Friendship turnover is like trying to keep track of your favorite TV series. People come and go, and you're left wondering, Did I miss an episode? When did Karen become a vegan? Is she the antagonist now? It's like having a social script, but nobody gave you the memo.
The Turnover Diet
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I tried this new diet, the turnover diet. It's where you constantly switch between keto, paleo, and whatever else is trending. I call it the Yo-Yo Diet, and not just because my weight goes up and down. It's because I'm constantly yelling, Yo-yo, pass me the pizza!
Technology Turnover
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Technology turnover is insane. I just got used to my smartphone, and now they're talking about smart fridges and smart toilets. I don't need my toilet to be smart; I just need it to do its job quietly. I don't want my bathroom experience to be like an episode of Black Mirror.
The Turnover Tango
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Life is doing the turnover tango with us, and we're just trying to keep up. One step forward, two steps back, and a quick spin into existential crisis. If life's a dance, I just hope the DJ plays something upbeat, maybe Stayin' Alive, because, at this rate, that's the real victory.
The Turnover Olympics
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Life is like the Turnover Olympics. We're all just competing in different events—job changes, relationships, diets. It's the only competition where gaining weight, losing friends, and making questionable life choices can earn you a gold medal. I'm going for the podium in synchronized snack-eating.
The Great Turnover
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You ever notice how life has a turnover rate? Like, one day you're the hot new item on the menu, and the next day you're yesterday's avocado toast. I'm just waiting for the day my metabolism decides to clock out early, like, Sorry, we've hit our turnover quota. Time to expand horizontally!
Job Turnover
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I recently changed jobs, and they called it turnover. Turnover? That's a fancy term for, Hey, let's confuse everyone and make them learn where the coffee machine is all over again. It's like a workplace version of musical chairs, but instead of finding a seat, you're desperately trying to remember your new desk code.
Turnover Time Machine
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I wish life had a turnover time machine, you know? Like, just press a button, and suddenly you're back in the '90s when everything was simpler. I'd be the first in line, not for nostalgia, but for the chance to buy Apple stock when it was practically cheaper than a cup of coffee.
Relationship Turnover
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Relationships these days have a faster turnover rate than a fast-food drive-thru. I've had exes change faster than the weather in spring. Oh, it's sunny with a chance of commitment issues. I've come to realize that my love life is like a revolving door—constantly turning, but I'm never quite sure who's coming or going.
Real Estate Turnover
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Real estate turnover is wild. They call it flipping houses, but to me, it sounds like they're playing a giant game of Monopoly in real life. Congratulations, you've landed on Park Place. That'll be a million dollars, please. Oh, and don't forget to pass Go and collect another mortgage.
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