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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Turning 50 is like having a garage sale - you start to realize the value of things you've kept for years but also discover some items that definitely should've been thrown out ages ago!
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You know you're turning when you start relating more to the 'before' than the 'after' in those weight loss commercials!
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Getting older is like turning a corner - you never know what you'll find waiting for you, whether it's a great new experience or just another reminder to schedule that chiropractor appointment!
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Aging is like turning the volume up on your favorite song - some parts get louder and more vibrant, while others just fade into the background. Still waiting for the remix!
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You know you're turning older when a night of wild partying means staying up past 9 PM and indulging in an extra slice of cheesecake.
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Turning into your parents is inevitable. Suddenly, you catch yourself saying things like, 'Back in my day, we had to walk 10 miles to change the TV channel!'
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Turning 60 is like being a celebrity on a roast - you're honored to be the center of attention, but you also know there'll be plenty of jokes about your wrinkles!
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Turning 30 is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture - you thought you'd have it all figured out by now, but you're just left feeling confused, with a few missing pieces, and possibly a bit wobbly!
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Turning 40 feels like being at a theme park where the 'You must be this tall to ride' sign suddenly changes, and you're like, 'Wait, I was tall enough a minute ago!'
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