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Why was the belt arrested? It was a waist of time and a 'turner' of events.
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Why don't they let 'turners' be secret agents? Because they always spill the details!
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Why did the lazy river become a hard worker? It took a 'turner' for the better!
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Why did the scarecrow become a tour guide? He was outstanding in his 'field' of 'turners'.
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Why don't mathematicians make good navigators? They always get lost in the 'turner' space.
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I tried to be a DIY expert like the Turners, but every time I picked up a hammer, it was like I was auditioning for a comedy show called 'Oops, That's Not How You Fix It.'
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The Turners can make a rundown space look like a dream home. I tried the same with my workspace, but all I accomplished was discovering how many coffee stains can fit on a desk.
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I watched a Turner show where they transformed a shack into a mansion. I tried the same with my college apartment, and all I got was a bigger mess and a landlord asking for damages.
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The Turners and I have something in common – we both excel at causing household drama. They do it on HGTV, and I do it every time I assemble IKEA furniture.
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The Turners inspired me to tackle a home improvement project. Now my house looks like it's been hit by a hurricane, and the only thing I've mastered is the art of blaming it on the dog.
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I watched a Turner marathon, and now I think I can remodel my life. Step one: find the remote. Step two: order pizza. Maybe step three will involve changing out of my pajamas... or maybe not.
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The Turner Twins: One's a light switch, the other's a cable news anchor. Both can turn your day upside down, but only one can do it on purpose!
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I told my friend I'm into the Turner lifestyle. They thought I meant Ted Turner, but I was just talking about the magical world where everyone has perfect hair and houses get a makeover every week.
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I asked my wife if I could be the next Turner and flip houses. She said, 'Sure, but first, let's flip this pancake without setting off the smoke alarm.'
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