8 Jokes About Trump Election

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the election candidate wear sunglasses? To avoid the glare of their opponent's shine!
What did the election candidate say to the roller coaster? 'I'm on the campaign trail, and it's a wild ride!'
What did the election candidate do after winning? They said, 'I'm ready to tackle these issues head-on!'
How do you describe a nervous election candidate? Ballot-tered!
What did the ballot say to the voter? 'Check me out!'
Why did the election winner go to the dentist? To fix their victory smile!
What did the election candidate say to the balloon? 'You've got my vote, you really balloon me away!'
What did one election banner say to the other? 'I feel like I'm hanging by a thread!'

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