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Why don't we ever see trouble in 3D movies? Because it's always two-dimensional!
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Why was the belt arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants, causing trouble!
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Why did the troublemaking tree get cut down? It couldn't stop branching out!
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Why did the troublemaking chicken get kicked out of the coop? Because it kept egging the others on!
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Why was the troublemaking calendar nervous? Because its days were numbered!
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Why did the troublemaking computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of problems!
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Why was the troublemaking athlete a great comedian? Because they always threw a good punchline!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field – troublemakers avoided him!
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Why did the troublemaking pencil get detention? Because it always drew attention!
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Why did the troublemaking cat get into a fight? Because it had a bad cattitude!
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Trouble follows me like a lost puppy. I even tried to lose it once in a corn maze - it found me on Google Maps!
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If trouble was currency, I'd be a billionaire. I'd be like, 'Oh, you need some trouble? Here, take a handful!'
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I'm on a first-name basis with trouble. We're like old pals. Trouble calls me up and says, 'Hey buddy, want to hang out today?'
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My life's like a GPS - always navigating towards trouble. If trouble was a destination, I’d be the tour guide.
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You know you're in trouble when even the fortune cookies start saying, 'Good luck with that!'
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I once tried to avoid trouble, but trouble said, 'No, no, I have a reserved seat right next to you.' Trouble has VIP access in my life.
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They say trouble comes in threes. In my case, it’s more like trouble comes in a 'choose your own adventure' series.
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I don't need an alarm clock. Trouble wakes me up every morning, tapping on my window like, 'Rise and shine, let's get into something!'
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My middle name? Trouble. Literally. I had it legally changed. Now I understand why forms always ask for 'middle initial' instead!
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