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I told my friend I installed a trojan on my computer. He said, 'Is it a Greek one?' I replied, 'No, it's more of a malware-nian.
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Why did the trojan horse enroll in acting classes? It wanted to nail its 'exit stage left' performance!
Trojan Troubles
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You know, I recently had a discussion with my computer about viruses. I told it, If you ever get a trojan, don't bring it home! Now, I'm not sure if my computer understood me or not, but the next day, I found a pack of Trojans in its USB port. I guess it misunderstood the concept of protection!
Trojan Horse Confusion
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I tried to impress my date with a historical reference, so I said, You know, relationships are like Trojan Horses. She looked puzzled and asked, Are you saying our love is secretly filled with soldiers waiting to attack? I realized I should've stuck to simpler analogies, like comparing love to a pizza delivery.
Trojan Horse in Relationships
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My friend told me his girlfriend accused him of being a Trojan horse in their relationship. I asked him if that meant he was secretly plotting something. He said, No, she just thinks I'm full of surprises. I guess honesty isn't always the best policy.
Ghostly Condoms
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I asked a ghost to help me with my dating life. It suggested using Trojans. I thought it meant giving me advice on relationships, but nope, it handed me a box of condoms. Now, every time I see a ghost, I'm reminded of safe hex!
Ghostly Protection
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I hired a ghost to guard my house, but it turned out to be a slacker. I found it binge-watching Netflix instead of patrolling. When I confronted it, it said, I thought you meant protect against Trojans, not burglars! Well, at least my Wi-Fi is secure.
Love in the Digital Age
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My friend told me his relationship was going through a rough patch, so I advised him to use a Trojan. He misunderstood, and now his computer has better antivirus protection than his love life!
Unexpected Trojan Delivery
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I ordered a package online, and when it arrived, I was shocked to find it wasn't what I expected. Instead of my new gadget, it was a box of Trojans! I guess the delivery guy misunderstood my request for protection during transit.
Trojan in the Job Interview
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I went for a job interview and decided to impress the boss with my knowledge of cybersecurity. When asked about my skills, I confidently said, I'm well-versed in Trojans. The interviewer gave me a strange look, and I quickly clarified, I mean the software kind, not the Greek warfare kind! Needless to say, I didn't get the job.
Trojan Horsepower
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I wanted to impress my friends with my tech knowledge, so I told them I installed a Trojan on my computer. They were impressed until I explained it was just to enhance its performance. Now they're convinced I'm running a dating app for my laptop.
Trojan Wars at Home
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My girlfriend accused me of bringing strangers into our home. I was confused until she found a Trojan wrapper in the trash. I tried to explain that it was just my attempt at a historical reenactment, but she wasn't buying it. Now, I have to study ancient history to keep my relationship intact.
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