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I bet aliens communicate using triangles. They're out there, looking at our rectangles and squares, thinking, "These Earthlings need to up their geometry game.
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The Bermuda Triangle should collaborate with a black hole for the ultimate disappearing act. Just imagine the two of them teaming up – ships, planes, and socks from the laundry all vanishing together. It's like the universe's magic show.
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Whoever invented the Bermuda Triangle must have been a failed magician. "Watch as I make ships and planes disappear... Ta-da! Oh wait, where did they go?
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Have you ever noticed that pizza slices are basically culinary triangles? And just like triangles, the smaller they are, the more you want to grab as many as you can. "Oh, it's just a little slice," I say as I plot the course for my fourth helping.
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You know you're an adult when the most exciting triangle in your life is the one you make with your bedsheets. It's like a nightly geometry lesson, but with more tossing, turning, and a questionable number of pillows involved.
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Trying to fold a fitted sheet is like attempting to turn a triangle into a square. It's a battle of wills, and usually, the sheet wins, leaving you with a crumpled mess that looks like it attended a rock concert.
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Is it just me, or do traffic cones look like little party hats for the streets? Like, "Congrats, road! You survived another year of being walked on.
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Ever notice how your phone always ends up triangular when it slips between the couch cushions? It's like, "No, I didn't want to FaceTime my lost remote, but here we are.
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Triangles are the only shape that can't hide their mistakes. I mean, draw a crooked line, and people might think it's modern art. But mess up a triangle, and suddenly you've got a whole new polygon drama on your hands.
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