17 Jokes For Transvest

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Updated on: Sep 13 2024

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What do you call a transvest who's also a musician? A melodress!
Why did the transvest always bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because they wanted to reach new heights in humor!
What do you call a transvest who loves gardening? A plant-dresser!
I told my friend I wanted to be a transvest, and they said, 'Seamstress goals!
I tried to make a joke about transvest, but it was too dressing down. I'll keep it light and mayo-ble next time!
What's a transvest's favorite dessert? Layered cake – just like their sense of humor!
What's a transvest's favorite type of movie? A dress rehearsal!

Dressing Room Dilemma

I went shopping for clothes and accidentally walked into the wrong dressing room. Let's just say, explaining to the security guard that it was an honest mistake was more awkward than my attempt at trying on stilettos.

Fashion Forward Fail

I decided to be fashion-forward and wore my clothes backward. People kept giving me strange looks, but hey, I'm just trying to confuse the paparazzi. Who says you can't be stylish and mysterious at the same time?

Transvestite Tailoring

I thought about becoming a tailor for transvestites. You know, stitching together dresses with secret pockets for snacks and emergency makeup. Call it couture with convenience.

Closet Secrets

My closet has more secrets than a spy novel. There are dresses that haven't seen the light of day since 2010, and I swear my shoes gossip about me when I'm not around. If my closet could talk, it would probably scream, Help! I'm a fashion hostage!

Wardrobe Malfunction

I recently bought a dress online. Turns out, it wasn't a dress, but a parachute for a very fashion-forward action figure. I guess I'm just ahead of the style curve.

Fashion Forward or Backward?

I decided to embrace my feminine side and asked my friend for fashion advice. Now, I'm not saying he's behind the times, but he suggested I bring back the hoop skirt. I guess I'm bringing 18th-century chic back.

Gender-Neutral Confusion

I tried explaining to my grandma about being gender-neutral. She thought it meant I was a robot with a malfunctioning GPS that keeps directing me to the lingerie section.

Fashion Police Alert

I got pulled over by the fashion police the other day. Apparently, my outfit was so last season that they had to issue a citation for a style emergency. I didn't know there was a fashion jail, but I'm on probation now.

Mixing and Matching

I tried mixing and matching patterns to create a bold fashion statement. Turns out, the statement was more like, Are you okay? Did you get dressed in the dark? My clothes have officially entered the witness protection program.

Cross-Dressing Confusion

You know, I tried cross-dressing the other day. I thought it would be a fun experience, but my wardrobe was so confused, it sent out an SOS to the fashion police.

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