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Why did the transformer get into showbiz? It wanted to be a 'sparkling' star!
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Why don't transformers ever get lost? They always find the 'right turn'!
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Why don't transformers play hide and seek? They're too good at 'transforming'!
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What do you call a transformer that's also a musician? A heavy metal fan!
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What did the transformer say when it got a job? 'I'm ready to 'transform' the company!
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I bought a transformer for my car, hoping it would turn into a convertible. Instead, it transformed into a unicycle. Now I'm just trying to maintain my balance while everyone else is zooming past in their normal cars.
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I asked my transformer to help me find love, and now it keeps swiping right on toasters and left on blenders. Apparently, my love life is stuck in the appliance aisle.
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I thought using a transformer would make me feel like a superhero. Turns out, I'm more like a confused villain with a blender that shoots sparks and a vacuum cleaner that creates tornadoes in my living room.
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I told my transformer to order pizza, and it responded with, 'Why not try making a homemade gluten-free, vegan, artisanal pizza from scratch?' It's like having a judgmental food critic in my kitchen.
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I tried using a transformer once, thinking it would make my life easier. Now I have a blender that thinks it's a toaster, a vacuum cleaner that thinks it's a DJ, and a fridge that insists on giving motivational speeches.
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My transformer is so advanced, it doesn't just change shapes; it changes its personality too. One moment it's a helpful assistant, the next it's a sarcastic teenager who refuses to set a timer.
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My transformer tried to be poetic and started narrating my life like a Shakespearean play. 'To cook or not to cook, that is the question.' I just wanted a recipe, not existential drama.
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I asked my smart home device to play some relaxing music, and it responded with 'The Transformers' theme song. Apparently, even technology thinks my life needs more drama.
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I told my transformer to set a reminder, and now it's sending me daily affirmations like 'You can do it!' and 'Believe in yourself!' I just wanted it to remind me to take out the trash, not become my personal motivational coach.
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