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Joke Types
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I tried to make a joke about trans victims, but it was too sensitive. So instead, I crafted one about bread. It's a 'roll' model!
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I asked my trans friend if they wanted to hear a joke about construction. They said, 'Sure, as long as it's not too 'trans-formative'!
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What do you call a trans victim who is also a computer whiz? A 'byte'-sized transformer!
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What's a trans victim's favorite sport? 'Trans'-forming, of course – they're always changing the game!
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What do you call a group of supportive trans victims? 'Trans-cendentalists'!
Paranormal Equality
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I'm all for equality, even in the afterlife. I suggested to a ghost that we should have an equal number of male and female ghosts haunting the place. It didn't go well. The ghost said, We're ethereal beings, we don't have genders. Well, excuse me for not having a ghost gender studies degree.
Cryptic Dating
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I attempted online dating in a haunted house. Let me tell you, the ghosting is on a whole other level. I thought I found the perfect match, but turns out they were just passing through walls and not interested in a long-term commitment.
Poltergeist Pronouns
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I tried talking to a poltergeist the other day. It got offended because I assumed its pronouns. I mean, it's tough enough figuring out if a ghost is saying 'boo' or 'boo-urns,' now I have to worry about offending their ghostly sensibilities.
Spectral Misdirection
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I tried giving directions to a ghost once. It got confusing. I said, Go straight, then take a left. And it responded, Define straight and left in the context of my non-corporeal existence. I just wanted it to haunt the neighbor's house, not get into a philosophical debate.
Ghost Support Groups
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I attended a ghost support group, you know, to understand their struggles. They complained about not being seen or heard. I couldn't help but think, Welcome to the club. It's called being a stand-up comedian.
Haunted by Pronouns
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You know, being politically correct can be like navigating a ghostly maze. I tried addressing everyone with the right pronouns, but it turns out, I'm so bad at it, I've accidentally haunted three spirits in the process. Now I've got a ghostly support group following me around, correcting my pronunciations.
The Spooky Transition
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I recently met a ghost who told me they were in the process of transitioning. I was like, Wait, you're transitioning from what to what? A bedsheet to a duvet cover? I mean, it's a whole new level of spectral self-discovery.
Spiritual Fashion Trends
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Have you noticed how ghosts are always wearing the same outfit? I mean, talk about a lack of fashion sense. If I had to wear a bedsheet for all eternity, I'd at least accessorize with some chains or maybe a nice spectral hat. Ghost couture needs an upgrade.
Haunted Pronouns Pt. 2
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I tried improving my pronoun game with ghosts, so I started using the pronouns Boo, Boorself, and Spook. Turns out, they found it offensive. Who knew ghosts could be so touchy about linguistic innovation? Now I'm stuck in a haunted house with a bunch of grammatically correct but grumpy spirits.
Dating Apps for the Deceased
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I heard there's a new dating app exclusively for ghosts. It's called Spectral Spark. They have features like Phantom Phavorites and Ectoplasmic Encounters. Apparently, the profile pictures are just different shades of white, but hey, love is love, even in the afterlife.
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