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The Annoyed Track Inspector
Dealing with bizarre excuses for track issues
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Someone once asked me if I had a love life. I said, "Well, I spend all day fixing tracks. I guess you could say I'm on the fast track to loneliness.
The Environmentalist Track Activist
Balancing the love for nature with the need for efficient tracks
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Someone asked me if I believed in climate change. I said, "I believe in track change – making sure they go where they're needed without contributing to global warming.
The Sentimental Railroad Historian
Navigating modern technology while preserving the nostalgia
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Tried to create a dating profile once: "Passionate about trains and their rich history." Let's just say, the only matches I got were from people who thought I was a conductor on a dating app.
The Overenthusiastic Train Announcer
Trying to make dull announcements interesting
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One day, I announced, "We'll be arriving shortly, just in time for your next existential crisis." Passengers weren't sure if I was kidding or if I knew something they didn't.
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