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What did Tom Jones say when he joined a knitting club? 'It's not unusual to purl it out!
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I saw Tom Jones at the grocery store buying tomatoes. I guess he really wanted that 'It's Not Unusual' salsa!
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Why did Tom Jones become a gardener? Because he wanted to cultivate his green, green grass!
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What's Tom Jones' favorite type of tea? It's not unusual for him to choose Earl Grey!
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Why did Tom Jones start a landscaping business? He wanted to mow down on success!
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I told Tom Jones he should start a seafood restaurant. He said, 'It's not unusual to be loved by prawns!
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Why did Tom Jones bring a pen to the party? In case someone wanted an autograph, he'd say, 'It's not unusual!
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Tom Jones thought about becoming a tailor, but he didn't want to be 'stitched up' with work!
Tom Jones - The Original Smooth Operator
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You ever notice how Tom Jones can make any woman swoon just by singing? I tried that once. My karaoke version of What's New Pussycat had stray cats looking at me like, Is he okay?
Tom Jones and the Mystery of Never Aging
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Have you seen Tom Jones lately? I swear, he's found the Fountain of Youth, or maybe he's just singing to it. I sang in the shower this morning, but all it did was get me a noise complaint from my neighbors.
Tom Jones - The Welsh Casanova
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Tom Jones is like the Casanova of Wales. I tried being the Casanova of my apartment building, but it turns out the neighbors weren't too thrilled with my attempt at a balcony serenade.
Tom Jones and the Undying Swagger
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I'm convinced Tom Jones wakes up with that swagger. I tried waking up with swagger once, but all I got was a stubbed toe and a bruised ego. I think I need a refund on my swagger lessons.
Tom Jones - The Love Guru
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Tom Jones is like a love guru, right? I tried giving relationship advice once, but all I got was a confused couple and a restraining order. Maybe I should've stuck to singing.
Tom Jones - The Musical Time Traveler
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Tom Jones has been around for decades, and he still rocks it. I tried time traveling once, but all I got was weird looks from people wondering why I was wearing a disco outfit in the 1800s.
Tom Jones - The Vegas Effect
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You know you've made it when you can make Vegas cool. Tom Jones turned Vegas into the place to be. I tried turning my living room into a mini-Vegas once, but all I got was a mess and a disappointed pet goldfish.
Tom Jones - The Unstoppable Encore
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You ever notice how Tom Jones always gets an encore? I tried getting an encore in my life once, but all I got was a confused look from the barista when I asked for a second chance at ordering my coffee.
Tom Jones - The Romantic Jedi
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Tom Jones is like a musical Jedi. He doesn't need a lightsaber; he just needs a microphone. I tried serenading my date with a lightsaber once. Let's just say it wasn't as romantic as I thought, and the restaurant manager wasn't too pleased.
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