6+ Best One Liners Jokes For toe

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What do you call a toe that's always on time? Punctual-toe!

I tried to make a toe pun, but I'm not quite 'toeing' the line between funny and corny!

My toe was in a race. It came in first place – it had a head start!

I asked my big toe how its day was. It said, 'On its toes all day!

I accidentally stubbed my toe on a dictionary. It turned out to be thesaurus! Now I can't find the right words for the pain!

I told my friend I could balance a coin on my toe. He bet me $20, but I lost. I guess I got off on the wrong foot!

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