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Why did the toad bring a suitcase to the pond? It wanted to pack lightly!
Toad Philanthropy
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I heard toads are environmentalists. They're always in ponds, keeping ecosystems balanced. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to remember to recycle my coffee cup. I guess the toad is the real MVP of the green movement.
Toad Romance
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Toads have this romantic thing where they inflate their throats to attract a mate. I tried that on a date once. Let's just say, it's not as attractive when humans do it. I ended up with a date for the night and a referral to an ear, nose, and throat specialist.
Toad Zen
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Toads are the masters of stillness. They can sit for hours without moving. I tried that once, but I got weird looks from people at the park. Apparently, humans sitting still is called meditation, but when a toad does it, it's just Tuesday.
Toad Prince Charming
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Fairy tales tell us a prince turns into a frog, but honestly, if I were a prince, I'd aim higher than becoming a toad. That's like winning the lottery and choosing a lifetime supply of frozen peas as your prize.
Toad Trouble
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You ever notice how toads always seem to have this existential crisis going on? I mean, they're out there in the pond, staring into the water like they're contemplating the meaning of life. Dude, you're a toad! Your biggest concern should be whether the fly you're eyeing is low-carb or gluten-free.
Toad Talks
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Toads communicate through croaks, right? I tried having a conversation with one. It was like playing a really bad game of charades. I'd croak, he'd croak, and we'd end up staring at each other like, What are we doing with our lives?
Toad-ally Confused
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Toads are like the philosophers of the animal kingdom. I saw one the other day sitting by a rock, looking all wise. So, I asked him, What's the secret to happiness? He just blinked at me. I guess I expected too much wisdom from a guy whose idea of a spa day is a mud bath.
Toad Fashionista
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Have you ever thought about the toad's fashion sense? They're always in their birthday suit, hopping around like it's a nudist colony. I guess they're just too cool for clothes. I mean, who needs a wardrobe when you can rock the natural look?
Toad Job Interviews
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Imagine if toads had job interviews. So, Mr. Toad, what are your strengths? Well, I'm great at sitting still for long periods and catching insects with my tongue. Uh, we were looking for someone with Excel skills, but thanks for hopping by.
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