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Shopping online is so convenient, they said. It saves time, they said. Well, I just spent an hour searching for the perfect pair of socks, and now I'm questioning my life choices.
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You ever notice how checking the time on your phone can turn into a black hole of productivity? One minute you're just checking the time, and the next thing you know, you've watched three cat videos, ordered a pizza, and forgotten why you even needed to know the time in the first place.
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Ever tried assembling furniture from a certain Swedish store? The instructions say it's a 30-minute job, but it's like they're playing a prank on us. By the time I finish, I've not only built a bookshelf but also discovered a new level of patience.
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I love cooking, but have you ever noticed how recipes always say, "Prep time: 15 minutes"? Yeah, right. I spent 15 minutes just trying to find where I put the garlic press, and now the kitchen looks like a spice tornado hit it.
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Is it just me, or does getting ready for bed take longer as you get older? I used to be in bed within minutes, but now it's a whole production – skincare routine, debating the meaning of life, and trying to remember if I turned off the coffee maker.
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You know you're adulting when the highlight of your week is finally organizing that junk drawer. It only took me three episodes of a true crime podcast and a playlist of '80s hits to get through it.
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I decided to start a DIY project over the weekend – repainting a room. They never tell you that choosing the paint color takes longer than actually painting the entire room. I now have 50 paint samples and a headache.
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I tried to save time by using a grocery delivery service, but somehow I still spent 20 minutes deciding between "crunchy" and "extra crunchy" peanut butter. Choices, choices.
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They say time heals all wounds, but have they tried untangling a pair of earphones? I've been working on it for days, and I'm not sure if I'm closer to fixing them or losing my sanity.
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