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What do you call a comedian in Timbuktu? A 'stand-up Timbuktu comedian'!
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Why do magicians love performing in Timbuktu? Because they can make things 'disappear in Timbuktu'!
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Why did the traveler bring a map to Timbuktu? Because he wanted to make sure he didn't 'get lost in Timbuktu'!
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Why did the computer go to Timbuktu? It wanted to improve its 'bytes' of knowledge!
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Why did the chicken go to Timbuktu? To prove it wasn't a 'chicken in Timbuktu'!
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Why did the math book go to Timbuktu? It wanted to solve some 'problems in Timbuktu'!
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I heard they have a great recycling program in Timbuktu. They're really 'reducing, reusing, and Timbuk-tu-cycling'!
Lost in Timbuktu
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You ever been so lost that you thought you were in Timbuktu? I mean, I've been lost before, but Timbuktu is like the VIP section of lost. You don't just get lost in Timbuktu; you get a complimentary map with no street names. It's like a scavenger hunt, and the prize is finding your way out.
Timbuktu: Population - Me
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I found myself alone in Timbuktu, and I thought, Well, this is a great place for a party! I threw confetti in the air, but it turns out the only guests were confused camels and judgmental tumbleweeds. Timbuktu's nightlife is a bit... exclusive.
Timbuktu Tourism Slogan
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Timbuktu's new tourism slogan should be, Come for the adventure, stay because you can't find your way out. It's like the Hotel California of lost cities - you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
Timbuktu Souvenirs
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I bought a souvenir in Timbuktu – a compass. It didn't work, but the guy who sold it to me assured me it was a rare, non-functional antique. Well, at least it makes for a great conversation piece. Oh, this? It's from Timbuktu. Lost? Me? Never!
Timbuktu's Got Talent
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I auditioned for Timbuktu's Got Talent. My talent? Getting lost on stage. The judges said, We've never seen that before. I replied, Yeah, neither have I. It just happens.
Timbuktu Diet
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I decided to try the Timbuktu diet. You know, the one where you lose weight because you're too busy being lost to eat. Forget counting calories; in Timbuktu, you count the number of wrong turns you've taken.
Timbuktu Marathon
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I ran a marathon in Timbuktu once. The finish line? Nowhere in sight. They told me it's a metaphor for life's journey. I thought, Great, I'm living in a metaphor. Can I get a cab back to reality, please?
Postcard from Timbuktu
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I sent a postcard from Timbuktu to my friend. It said, Wish you were lost with me. I got a reply saying, I'd rather be lost in a shopping mall, thanks. Timbuktu has a way of making even postcards depressing.
Timbuktu Yoga Retreat
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They say in Timbuktu, yoga isn't about finding your center; it's about finding your way back to the hotel. Downward dog? More like lost puppy desperately searching for its owner.
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