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Why do TikTok bios always sound like a motivational speech from a motivational speaker who just discovered coffee? "Dream big, dance bigger, and remember, life is short, but my bio isn't!
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I saw a TikTok bio that said, "Part-time superhero, full-time snack enthusiast." I tried that too. Apparently, my superpower is making cookies disappear in record time.
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I read a TikTok bio that said, "In a relationship with pizza." I get it; pizza is irresistible. But, imagine the awkward conversations when they break up. "It's not you, pizza, it's me... and my expanding waistline.
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Why do TikTok bios always sound like a word salad made by a thesaurus on a caffeine high? "Effervescent wordsmith with a penchant for effulgent jubilation." Translation: I own a thesaurus, and I'm not afraid to use it.
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Ever notice how TikTok bios are like modern-day fortune cookies? I mean, they both leave you thinking, "What did I just read, and do I add 'in bed' at the end for extra drama?
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I saw a TikTok bio the other day that said, "Living my best life, one dance move at a time." I tried that, and now my cat thinks I'm having a seizure. Thanks, TikTok!
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Why do TikTok bios always have to include a zodiac sign? Like, "Leo with a dash of caffeine addiction." Is there a secret astrology club where they judge you based on your coffee order?
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TikTok bios are the only place where you can go from "Introvert by day" to "Wild party animal by night." It's like they're leading a double life, but the only undercover operation is deciding what to watch on Netflix.
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TikTok bios are like tiny resumes for being relatable. "Professional procrastinator with a passion for snacks and avoiding phone calls." I should put that on LinkedIn.
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