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What's a TikToker's favorite insect? The tick, because it's always 'counting' down to something!
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Why did the scarecrow become a TikTok star? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What's a TikToker's favorite type of tree? The Willow, because it's always trending!
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Why did the bicycle become a TikTok influencer? It was always on the right track!
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Why did the tea bag start a TikTok account? It wanted to be steeped in fame!
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I spent hours perfecting a TikTok dance, and my cat just sat there judging me. I thought pets were supposed to be supportive, but apparently, my cat is a dance critic. I call him 'Simon Meowwell.'
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TikTok is like my attention span on a diet – 15 seconds and it's gone. I blink and I've missed a dance trend, a cooking tutorial, and apparently, my dignity.
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My phone fell on my face while watching TikTok in bed. I guess you could say I've officially hit rock bottom – or, in this case, phone-bottom. I'm starting a support group called 'Phone to Face Survivors Anonymous.'
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TikTok has convinced me that everyone is a hidden talent waiting to be discovered. So now, when I see someone doing something extraordinary, I just assume they're preparing for their big break. I call it 'pre-fame paranoia.'
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I showed my parents TikTok, and they were horrified. They said, 'In our time, people had talent.' I replied, 'Well, in our time, people also had dial-up internet, so maybe TikTok isn't that bad.'
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I joined TikTok to feel young and hip. Now, the only thing that's hip is my chiropractor fixing the damage from attempting those trendy dance moves. I call it the 'TikTok Twisted Spine Challenge.'
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I decided to take a break from TikTok, and my phone asked, 'Are you sure you want to leave?' I felt like I was breaking up with a possessive partner. 'It's not you, TikTok, it's me... and my productivity.'
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TikTok influencers have this magical ability to make me question my life choices. I watched a 20-year-old teaching financial advice, and I'm sitting there thinking, 'Is it too late to become a child prodigy?'
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I tried making a viral TikTok video, and the only thing that went viral was the embarrassment. Turns out, 'How Not to Dance in Public' isn't as marketable as I thought.
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