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They say thunderwear is waterproof, but they never mention the struggle of trying to discreetly change into a dry pair in a public restroom. It's like trying to perform a magic trick with your pants.
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I bought this so-called "thunderwear" thinking it would turn me into a superhero during a thunderstorm. Turns out, the only superpower it gives me is the ability to walk awkwardly with that weird squishy sound.
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Thunderwear is the only thing that can make you feel invincible and slightly paranoid at the same time. I wore it during a thunderstorm and suddenly felt like I was in my own personal episode of a low-budget superhero sitcom.
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Thunderwear is like a silent superhero. It won't save the world, but it might save your dignity when unexpected rain hits. I'm just waiting for the movie adaptation – "The Mildly Moist Avenger.
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Thunderwear is like a weather app for your pants. It tells you there's a 90% chance of rain, but it won't warn you about the 100% chance of looking ridiculous while waddling around in plastic-like trousers.
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I invested in thunderwear thinking it was the ultimate rain protection. Little did I know, it's also a great way to test your bladder control. Rain or shine, it's a gamble I'm not always willing to take.
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Thunderwear – because nothing says fashion-forward like looking like you're auditioning for the lead role in "The Waterproof Chronicles: A Fashionable Odyssey.
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You ever notice how they call it "thunderwear" but it doesn't make any thunderous noises? I was expecting a standing ovation from my pants during a storm, but all I got was a damp disappointment.
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I got caught in the rain wearing my thunderwear, thinking it would shield me from the downpour. It did keep me dry, but now I'm convinced I have a secret alter ego – Captain Awkward Strut.
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