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The Coffee Connoisseur
Discovering that their thermos doesn't keep the coffee at the perfect temperature.
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I asked my thermos if it understands the meaning of "hot coffee." It replied, "Sure, I'll keep it hot for the first 10 minutes, then it's a gradual descent into lukewarm disappointment.
The Clumsy Traveler
Dealing with spills and leaks during travels.
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I told my friend, "I need a spill-proof thermos for my travels." They handed me a sippy cup and said, "Good luck, world traveler.
The Environmentalist
Feeling guilty about using a non-eco-friendly thermos.
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I told my environmentally conscious friend that their thermos is bad for the planet. They said, "Well, I'm reusing it, so it's like recycling... with commitment issues.
The Forgetful Office Worker
Forgetting where they left their thermos at work.
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You know you're forgetful when your thermos has a GPS tracker, not to find your location, but to find its own location in your office.
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