9 Jokes About The Truth

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Updated on: Mar 03 2025

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Why did the truth break up with the lie? It just couldn't handle the deception anymore!
Why did the truth get invited to all the parties? It always spices up the conversation!
I asked the truth how it stays in shape. It said, 'I always exercise my right to remain fit!
Why did the truth apply for a job? It wanted to be gainfully honest!
Why did the honest smartphone break up with its owner? It couldn't handle all the unsolicited advice!
I asked the truth to keep a secret. Now it's unemployed because it couldn't find a job!
Why did the truth go to therapy? It needed some self-reflection!
I told the truth once, and now it won't stop following me around. It's like my own personal stalker!
I asked the truth for its opinion. Now it won't stop giving me the unfiltered truth, and I'm regretting my life choices!

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