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I tried using the spell hideous laughter on my friend the other day. Let me tell you, it didn't go as planned. I cast the spell, and instead of bursting into uncontrollable laughter, he just gave me this blank stare. I was like, "Come on, man, lighten up! It's supposed to be hideous laughter, not hideous judgment." I guess not everyone is susceptible to magical comedy. Maybe there's a resistance stat for bad jokes. If only I had known, I would've leveled up my stand-up skills instead of investing in that useless spell. Note to self: wizards need improv classes, not spell books.
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You know, I was thinking, if I could use the spell hideous laughter in real life, I'd be the king of social situations. Forget awkward silences; I'd just cast the spell, and boom, instant party. Although, I'd have to be careful at funerals. "Why is everyone laughing at the eulogy? Did I miss a joke in the obituary?" And imagine using it in a job interview. The interviewer asks, "What's your greatest weakness?" and you hit them with hideous laughter. They'd be so confused, they'd forget the question. Pro tip: never use it when someone asks, "Do you love me?" Unless you're ready to explain why you find that question so hilarious.
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You ever notice how magic spells sound like rejected names for metal bands? I mean, seriously, you've got spells like "Fireball," "Lightning Bolt," and then there's this gem, "the spell hideous laughter." I don't know about you, but if I were a wizard, I'd be working on my marketing game. "Come see the Dark Sorcerers, featuring our hit single, 'Hideous Laughter'!" And can we talk about the name itself? "Hideous Laughter." That's not just regular laughter; that's the kind of laughter that makes you question your life choices. Imagine going to a comedy club and the comedian casts this spell. Suddenly, the entire audience is rolling on the floor, tears streaming down their faces, and they're all thinking, "Why did I find that knock-knock joke so funny? What is my life?
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So, apparently, there's a saving throw against the spell hideous laughter. It's like a resistance check for laughter. I tried it on my cat, and let me tell you, that feline has an iron will. I cast the spell, and the cat just looked at me like, "Nice try, human. My sense of humor is beyond your magical grasp." I'm starting to think that wizards in the fantasy world need a comedy consultant. Like, "Hey, Gandalf, before you face the Balrog, maybe work on your timing. A well-timed 'You shall not pass' could've been a killer punchline!
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