5 Jokes About The Seven Deadly Sins

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 18 2024

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Gluttony's Buffet Adventure

Gluttony faced with unlimited food
Gluttony tried a new diet – it's called the "see food" diet. It's where you see food and eat it. It's working great; I've gained 10 pounds of happiness.

Sloth's Lazy Day

Sloth trying to justify its laziness
Sloths are the only creatures who consider a power nap a marathon. I told a sloth, "You need to get up and do something productive." It replied, "I did... I thought about it.

Greed's Bargain Hunt

Greed navigating a Black Friday sale
Greed's version of online shopping is adding everything to the cart and then closing the browser. He calls it virtual window shopping. "I'm just keeping the internet economy on its toes.

Envy's Social Media FOMO

Envy scrolling through social media
Envy tried a social media detox but ended up creating a fake account just to spy on others. It's called "Insta-espionage," and it's the only way to keep up with the Joneses without them knowing.

Wrath's Road Rage

Wrath stuck in traffic
Wrath's GPS has a special setting called "Aggressive Mode." Instead of saying, "Turn right," it says, "If you don't turn right, I swear you'll regret it.

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