8 Jokes For The Powerhouse Of The Cell

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Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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Why was the nucleus a great party host? Because it had the most 'charm'!
Why did the white blood cell go to school? To get its 'cell'-degree!
Why was the Golgi apparatus terrible at sports? It got too 'wrapped up' in its own activities!
Why did the cell go to therapy? It had too many 'issues'!
What do you call an educated tube? A graduated cylinder!
Why was the microscope terrible at making friends? It could only focus on itself!
What did one cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? 'Ouch! That's mitosis!
What did one cell say to the other during a fight? 'Stop dividing us!

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