5 Jokes For The Orphan

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 09 2024

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The Ghostly Orphan

Being invisible and overlooked
I tried to haunt the orphanage, but the kids thought I was just their imaginary friend. Being a ghost is tough when your audience is too busy with coloring books to notice you.

The Overachieving Foster Parent

Trying to impress with perfect parenting
It's hard being an overachieving foster parent. I've mastered the art of making broccoli taste like candy, but my kids still won't fall for it.

The Rebellious Teenage Orphan

Balancing teenage angst and orphanhood
My rebellion level? I once stayed up past 10 PM on a school night. Yeah, I'm basically the James Dean of the orphanage.

The Orphanage Director

Managing a chaotic orphanage
I thought I signed up to run an orphanage, not a 24/7 circus. At least with a circus, they pay you in peanuts. Here, I get paid in crayon drawings and toothless smiles.

The Naughty Orphan

Getting away with mischief
They say trouble comes in threes. For me, trouble is more like a daily subscription box, delivered straight to the orphanage door.

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