7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For the opposite

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

Why did the procrastinator go to the party? Because they heard it was the opposite of a deadline!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me Kit Kat videos.

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