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Why did the NRA member bring a pencil to the gun range? To draw their weapon!
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Why did the NRA member start a bakery? They wanted to exercise their right to bear claws!
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Why did the NRA member become a gardener? Because they wanted to exercise their right to bear arms!
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Why did the NRA member bring a ladder to the shooting range? They wanted to aim higher!
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What did the NRA member say to the clumsy shooter? 'You really need to get a grip on things!
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Why do NRA members make great detectives? They always get to the bottom of every case!
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Why did the NRA member become a chef? Because they wanted to grill with the right to bear arms!
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What did the NRA member say when their friend asked if they wanted to go hiking? 'Sure, as long as we can take a shot at it!
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What's an NRA member's favorite type of sandwich? BLT – Bullets, Lettuce, and Tomato!
The NRA – it’s like they took 'Bring Your Gun to Work Day' to a whole new level!
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You ever notice how the NRA talks about guns like they're Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! I swear, they probably have a binder with holsters and a foil Charizard gun.
The NRA - where 'trigger warnings' are not for sensitive content, but for the actual triggers!
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The NRA's idea of a friendly debate? It’s more like a showdown at high noon, but instead of words, they're slinging Second Amendment quotes faster than Wild West outlaws.
The NRA - where they think 'trigger discipline' is a dance move!
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I tried attending an NRA training session once. Let’s just say, their idea of handling a gun safely is more like 'gun-fu' than actual firearm etiquette.
The NRA's favorite game: 'Guess Who’s Packing?' Hint: It's everyone!
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The NRA's version of a potluck? Bring your favorite dish and a concealed carry permit. No one ever complains about the food; they’re too busy checking for holsters!
The NRA is like that friend who keeps suggesting paintball but forgets it's supposed to be a game, not a way of life!
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The NRA's idea of a fun team-building exercise? A game of 'Dodge the Bullets.' Sorry, I signed up for laser tag, not a survival course!
The NRA – making 'point and shoot' a lifestyle choice!
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I met an NRA member who called his rifle his 'significant other.' I mean, I knew relationships could be complicated, but I didn’t realize some came with a trigger!
The NRA – turning 'target practice' into a social event!
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At an NRA gathering, the icebreaker isn’t your name; it’s your favorite caliber. Sorry, I don’t speak 'ammo,' but I’m fluent in 'let’s-not-get-shot.
The NRA – turning 'gun control' into an extreme sport!
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I went to an NRA meeting once. It was like entering a 'who-has-the-most-arsenals' contest. Spoiler alert: I lost... thankfully?
The NRA - where 'gun rights' and 'fashion statements' collide!
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Ever notice how NRA rallies look like a camouflage fashion show? You’d think they’re auditioning for 'America’s Next Top Sharpshooter' instead of discussing policies.
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