5 The Name Melissa Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 01 2025

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The Workplace Melissa

When your colleague Melissa constantly borrows office supplies
Melissa's Stapler: I caught Melissa borrowing my stapler again. I asked her if she was stapling her life together. She said, 'No, just my workload.'

The Neighbor Melissa

Dealing with a neighbor named Melissa who always has something to say
Melissa's Noise Complaints: Melissa complained about my music being too loud. I told her it's not my fault; my playlist is just more enthusiastic than hers.

The Fitness Freak Melissa

When your gym buddy is named Melissa and takes fitness to another level
Melissa's Fitness App: Melissa created a fitness app called 'Melissa Moves.' It only has one workout – avoiding the elevator and taking the stairs. Not exactly a bestseller.

The Date Named Melissa

Going on a date with someone named Melissa who has a unique sense of humor
Melissa's Dinner Choices: Melissa insisted on ordering a pizza with pineapple. I said, 'Are you sure?' She replied, 'It's a pizza, not a relationship. It can handle a little pineapple drama.'

The Friend Named Melissa

When your friend Melissa is always late
Melissa's Excuses: Melissa is so punctual at making excuses for being late that I'm convinced she has a PhD in creative tardiness.

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