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Why did the Mexican chef bring a ladder to the kitchen? Because he heard the food was up there! 🍲
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What do you call a Mexican who can't stop sneezing? Jalapeño business! 🌶️
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Why did the Mexican magician turn his friend into a chicken? He needed a poultry-geist! 🎩🐔
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Why did the Mexican gardener bring a pencil to work? To draw his plants! ✏️🌷
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I thought 'The Mexican' was a lucha libre wrestler with a killer finishing move called the Salsa Slam. Turns out, it's just the dude who runs the taco truck. Close enough, I guess.
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I asked my friend about 'The Mexican,' and he starts whispering like we're in the middle of some covert operation. Dude, we're talking about a neighbor who makes killer tacos, not an undercover spy in a sombrero.
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I was at a party, and someone said, Wait till you try the salsa made by 'The Mexican'. For a moment, I thought we were summoning a salsa sorcerer. But no, it's just Roberto from next door who grows the spiciest jalapeños in town.
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I heard someone say, Trust me, you need 'The Mexican' in your life. I thought I was about to be initiated into a secret spice society. Turns out, it's just a guy who makes killer margaritas. Close enough, right?
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People act like they're in a spy movie when they talk about 'The Mexican.' I half-expect someone to pass me a top-secret guacamole recipe written in invisible ink. Sorry, I didn't know avocado was classified information.
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I tried to be all cool and asked, Do you know 'The Mexican'? Turns out, it's just the guy who sells tamales at the corner. I thought I was about to unlock the secret nacho handshake or something.
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My friend said, I got a guy for everything, even 'The Mexican.' I was ready for a mariachi band to pop out of nowhere. But no, it's just his cousin who knows a guy who makes fantastic enchiladas.
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You ever notice how people get all mysterious when they talk about 'The Mexican'? I mean, are we discussing a person or the world's sneakiest burrito? It's like the secret agent of Mexican cuisine.
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They say 'The Mexican' has the best tacos in town. I'm thinking of starting a fan club or maybe a secret society dedicated to finding this mythical taquería. Password: Guacamole is life.
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