6 Jokes For The Keeper

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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What's a goalkeeper's favorite type of music? Anything with good 'saves'!
Why did the goalkeeper break up with the net? It couldn't handle the rebounds of their relationship!
I asked the soccer keeper for advice. He said, 'When in doubt, use your hands – unless you're in a relationship!
What's a goalkeeper's favorite movie? 'Save Private Ryan'!
What did the goalkeeper say to the soccer ball after the game? 'You can bounce, but you can't hide!
Why did the goalie bring a pencil to the game? To draw a line in the sand – and the penalty box!

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