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Group chats are the only place where typing "haha" can be a passive-aggressive move. You drop a hilarious joke, and someone responds with a casual "haha." It's like, was it not funny enough for a real laugh, or are you just being stingy with your 'hahas' today?
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You ever notice how the group chat turns into a full-blown courtroom when you miss an important message? "Exhibit A: Message on Monday at 3:45 PM. Where were you, and why didn't you respond promptly?" It's like being cross-examined for the crime of having a life outside the chat.
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The group chat etiquette is a delicate dance. You can't leave it on "read" for too long, or you'll be accused of ignoring everyone. But if you reply too quickly, you're labeled as the overeager friend who has nothing better to do. It's like trying to maintain a healthy relationship with your phone.
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Have you ever accidentally sent a message to the wrong group chat? It's like playing social Russian roulette. Suddenly you're discussing weekend plans with your family, and your friends are like, "I didn't know we were doing a family picnic, but I'm in!
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The group chat has this magical ability to turn scheduling into a competitive sport. It's like trying to coordinate a heist with a bunch of indecisive masterminds. "How about Tuesday?" "No, I'm washing my hair on Tuesday. What about next month?" We're not planning a moon landing, people!
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There's always that one person who's never paying attention in the group chat. You could be sharing your deepest thoughts, and they'd chime in hours later with, "Wait, what are we talking about?" It's like having a friend who's permanently on a time delay.
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You ever notice how in a group chat, there's always that one person who replies with just an emoji? Like, the conversation could be about planning a revolution, and they'll hit you with a thumbs up. I'm just sitting here thinking, "Is this the uprising or a casual brunch?
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Have you ever been added to a group chat without any context? Suddenly, you're part of a conversation about Aunt Martha's cat's birthday party, and you're just there like, "Am I a distant relative of this cat, or is this a secret society planning catnip heists?
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The group chat becomes a battleground during event planning. It's like herding cats. Everyone has an opinion, and suddenly, you're faced with the task of making everyone agree on a restaurant. It's like trying to achieve world peace, one pizza topping at a time.
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