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I got friend-zoned once, and I thought, "Well, at least I've earned my honorary degree in Emotional Support Studies." I should have a diploma that says, "Master of Consoling with a Minor in Handing Tissues.
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The friend zone is like the Bermuda Triangle of relationships. People talk about it, but no one really knows where it begins or ends, and there are countless ships of hopes and dreams mysteriously disappearing in its depths.
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You ever notice how the "friend zone" sounds like some mystical place from a fantasy novel? Like, "Oh, I journeyed through the treacherous realm of 'Friend Zone' where dragons of unrequited love roamed freely, and I emerged with nothing but a platonic sword and shield.
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Being in the friend zone is like being in a movie theater with the worst seat – you're there, you can see the action, but you're not really part of the plot. You're just that awkward side character eating popcorn and offering relationship advice.
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The friend zone is the only place where "Netflix and chill" means exactly that – watching Netflix and chilling as friends while secretly hoping for a plot twist that leads to a sequel called "More Than Friends.
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You know you're deep in the friend zone when you're the go-to person for relationship advice. It's like being the GPS navigator for someone else's love life – "Turn left on Understanding Street, then make a U-turn at Emotional Support Avenue.
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Being in the friend zone is like owning a pet rock. You're invested in it emotionally, but deep down, you know it's not going to take you for a walk or reciprocate your feelings.
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They say the friend zone is a place of no return, but honestly, it's more like the airport of emotions. You're stuck at the terminal, watching other relationships take off, and all you have is a boarding pass to "Friendshipville.
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I was once told, "Let's just be friends," and I thought, "Sure, friends – the superheroes of emotional support, fighting the villains of loneliness and heartbreak, one conversation at a time.
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