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You ever notice how the bees in the Bee Movie have jobs? Like, one bee is a pilot, another is a lawyer. Meanwhile, I'm over here struggling to pick a career, and these bees are out there with a whole job board. "Hmm, should I be a doctor or a florist today?
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The Bee Movie suggests that bees shouldn't have to work so hard making honey for humans. I agree! I mean, who decided that bees should be the unpaid interns of the insect world? Give those bees a union!
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So, in the Bee Movie, the bees decide to sue humans for stealing their honey. I'm just thinking, if bees had lawyers, wouldn't their law firm be called "Sting, Sting, and Buzz"? I can already imagine their catchy jingle.
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I can't help but wonder, in the Bee Movie, do bees have retirement plans? Like, after a lifetime of buzzing around and making honey, do they get to retire to a nice hive in Florida and sip nectar by the beach?
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In the Bee Movie, they have a court scene where the bees are on trial. Can you imagine being the judge? "Order in the hive! I will not tolerate any more buzzing objections. Counselor, approach the honey stand.
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So, in the Bee Movie, the bees wear little yellow and black uniforms. It's like they're part of the world's smallest and most organized biker gang. Imagine being pulled over by a bee cop: "Do you know how fast you were flying in a no-pollination zone?
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You ever think about the audacity of humans in the Bee Movie? We're just taking honey from bees like it's some kind of condiment buffet. "Oh, excuse me, Mr. Bee, I'll just take a little honey for my tea. Thanks for your hard work!
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You ever notice how in the Bee Movie, bees are all about making honey? I mean, they're basically the original hipsters. "Oh, you're still buying honey from the store? I make my own, it's artisanal, from my backyard flowers.
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The Bee Movie has this whole subplot about a bee and a human falling in love. Imagine explaining that to your friends: "Yeah, I met someone. They're funny, they're sweet, and, oh yeah, they have wings. It's going to be a buzz of a relationship!
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