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I tried to tell a Bazooka Joe joke to my friend, but I got stuck with the punchline on my face!
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Why did Bazooka Joe fail the bubblegum test? He just couldn't stick to the rules!
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Why was Bazooka Joe bad at telling secrets? Because his gum always blew his cover!
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What did Bazooka Joe say when he accidentally sat on his chewing gum? 'Looks like I've got a bubble-bottom now!
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What did Bazooka Joe say to his chewing gum before a test? 'Stick with me, we've got this!
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What did Bazooka Joe say when his gum started talking back? 'Well, this conversation just got chewy!
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What did Bazooka Joe say to the clumsy gum? 'Stick to the ground rules, please!
Bazooka Joe's Real Superpower – Never Losing His Hat
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You ever notice that Bazooka Joe never loses his hat? I mean, this guy goes through crazy adventures, gets into all sorts of sticky situations, but that hat? It's like it's glued to his head. Forget super strength or flying – keeping a hat on in a windstorm is the real superpower.
Bazooka Joe's Job: Bubblegum Philosopher
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I found out what Bazooka Joe's day job is – he's a bubblegum philosopher. Those comics are just nuggets of wisdom wrapped in pink gum. I bet Confucius would have been proud if he'd known about Joe's profound musings on the back of candy wrappers.
Bazooka Joe: The Original Standup Comic
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Move over, George Carlin; Bazooka Joe was the original standup comic. I mean, he's been delivering punchlines for decades. Who knew that the secret to a good laugh was hiding in your grandma's purse next to a pack of tissues and a hard candy?
Bazooka Joe – The Marathon Runner of Chewing Gum
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Bazooka Joe must be the marathon runner of chewing gum. I mean, that guy has been chewing the same piece for decades. Forget about running a mile; try keeping the flavor of your gum for a mile – that's a real challenge. I imagine Joe's breath could solve world peace, it's so minty fresh.
Bazooka Joe's Gang – A Bizarre Avengers Squad
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Have you ever noticed Bazooka Joe's gang? It's like the Avengers, but weirder. You've got Joe, the leader with a missing eye, and then his pals – a guy with a beanie, a girl with an eyepatch, and another dude who's basically a walking turtleneck. Forget saving the world; they look like they're ready to drop the hottest jazz album of the '50s.
Bazooka Joe and the Mystery of the Missing Bubble Gum
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You ever wonder what the real mystery is behind those Bazooka Joe comics? I mean, forget Sherlock Holmes, we've got Bazooka Joe and his gang solving the real problems – like the case of the missing bubble gum. They're like the unsung heroes of the candy world. Move over, Batman!
Bazooka Joe's Secret: Chewing Gum or Therapy?
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I think Bazooka Joe uses chewing gum as therapy. I mean, every time life gets tough, he just chews his problems away. I tried that once, but my dentist wasn't too thrilled about it. Apparently, teeth aren't meant to be bubble wrap.
Bazooka Joe's Love Life – Stuck in a Sticky Situation
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I was reading a Bazooka Joe comic the other day, and I realized this guy's love life is like chewing gum. It starts off sweet, but after a while, it just gets all sticky and hard to swallow. I mean, who knew romance could be so stretchy?
Bazooka Joe – The Unsung Hero of Dad Jokes
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Bazooka Joe, the true king of dad jokes. I mean, those one-liners are so cheesy; they make your dad's jokes sound like Shakespeare. I bet Bazooka Joe is the reason the phrase I'll be here all week exists.
Bazooka Joe: The Original Social Media Influencer
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You know, Bazooka Joe was the original influencer. I mean, forget about Instagram models and YouTube stars. Joe was out there influencing us with one-liners and a bubblegum swagger. I bet if he had an Instagram, it would be called 'ChewTube.
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