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You ever notice how archaeologists are like the detectives of the past? They're out there with their little brushes, treating ancient artifacts like crime scenes. "CSI: Ancient Civilization" - coming soon to a history channel near you.
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You ever notice how archaeologists are the only people who get excited about finding a broken pot? If I accidentally break a dish at home, I'm in trouble. If they do it on a dig, it's a groundbreaking discovery.
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Archaeologists must be the only professionals who can brag about having a really "deep" understanding of things without anyone rolling their eyes. "I don't just understand history; I've excavated it.
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I bet archaeologists are great at finding lost items around the house. "Honey, have you seen my keys?" "Did you check the Neolithic pottery shelf, dear?
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Archaeologists must have the best Halloween decorations. Forget skeletons; they've got mummies and ancient relics. Trick-or-treaters beware: you might leave with a cursed artifact instead of candy.
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Archaeologists must have the best excuse for being late. "Sorry, I got caught up in a really interesting layer of sediment." I'm thinking of trying that one at work. "Boss, I can't come in today; I've unearthed a particularly engaging Netflix series.
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Archaeologists are basically the world's most patient treasure hunters. I can barely wait for my microwave popcorn to finish, and they're out there waiting for civilizations to rise and fall. "Honey, did you set the DVR for the fall of the Roman Empire?
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Have you ever seen an archaeologist's workspace? It's like a messy room, but instead of dirty laundry, it's filled with shards of pottery and the occasional dinosaur bone. I bet their moms would have a field day if they could see it. "When are you going to clean up this place, Greg? You've got mastodon bones in the living room!
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You know you're an archaeologist when your idea of a romantic date is a candlelit dinner in a cave. "Honey, let's dine where our ancestors did. And watch out for that stalactite above your head.
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