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What do you call a sheep who sings at the 5th Sunday of Easter? A hymn-baaa-ler!
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Why did the church bell break up with the clock on the 5th Sunday of Easter? It wanted more 'ring' and less 'tick'!
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Why did the pastor bring a ladder to the 5th Sunday of Easter service? Because he wanted to take the sermon to a higher level!
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I thought about making a joke about the 5th Sunday of Easter, but I didn't want it to be too 'bunny'!
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Why did the egg refuse to attend the 5th Sunday of Easter service? It heard the sermon was too 'cracking'!
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I asked the church bulletin for a joke for the 5th Sunday of Easter. It said, 'Why did the gospel cross the road? To get to the other psalm!
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Why did the choir bring a calendar to the 5th Sunday of Easter? To make sure they were always in harmony with the date!
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Why did the pastor bring a pencil to the 5th Sunday of Easter service? To draw people closer to God!
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I accidentally spilled coffee on the hymnal on the 5th Sunday of Easter. Now the songs have a little extra 'brew-haha'!
The 5th Sunday of Easter B
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I always forget which Sunday is which. They should simplify it. This Sunday: Easter Lite. Next Sunday: Easter Heavy. The one after that: Easter, the Director's Cut.
The 5th Sunday of Easter B
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I Googled the 5th Sunday of Easter B once. Google responded, Did you mean: How to turn water into communion wine?
The 5th Sunday of Easter B
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I always get confused with these liturgical codes. Is Easter B the one where we hunt for eggs, or is that the one where we're supposed to be extra grateful for resurrection and accidentally eat too much chocolate?
The 5th Sunday of Easter B
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They should spice up Easter B a bit. Maybe add some fireworks or a parade. I want to see Jesus riding a float, waving and tossing holy water confetti.
The 5th Sunday of Easter B
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I tried to invite my non-religious friend to Easter B once. They were like, Is that the one where I have to bring a side dish or just show up and pray for dessert?
The 5th Sunday of Easter B
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Easter B feels like the middle child of religious holidays. Not as exciting as Christmas, not as dramatic as Good Friday. It's like the forgotten sibling saying, Hey, I'm important too!
The 5th Sunday of Easter B
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Easter B is like a surprise party every year. You never know when it's coming, and you hope there's cake involved. Surprise, it's Easter B! Here's your resurrection and a slice of carrot cake!
The 5th Sunday of Easter B
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You know, the 5th Sunday of Easter B sounds more like a secret agent codename than a religious occasion. Agent 5-0-5 reporting for duty, we've got a sermon in progress!
The 5th Sunday of Easter B
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The 5th Sunday of Easter B is like the Groundhog Day of Christianity. If Jesus sees his resurrection shadow, we get six more weeks of miracles.
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