7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For thankful

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I'm thankful for candles—they add a little light humor to any situation!

I'm so thankful for elastic waistbands. They've been a real 'stretch' in keeping up with my gratitude!

I'm so thankful for my calendar. It's a real date-changer!

I'm thankful for my fridge, it's the only place where my leftovers get appreciated!

I'm thankful for my bed—it's the one place where I can truly 'rest' my case!

I'm so thankful for elevators. They've had their ups and downs, but overall, they've lifted me to new heights!

I'm thankful for laughter—it's like a universal seasoning that makes everything taste better!

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