5 Jokes For Terminology

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Updated on: Mar 07 2025

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Tech Support

Dealing with confusing tech terminology
They said my computer has a virus. I asked if it's contagious. Do I need to put my laptop in quarantine? And how do I explain to my computer that it needs to wear a mask?

Parents talking to Teenagers

The generation gap in slang and technology
I overheard my teenager saying, "I'm shipping it." I thought they were working for UPS. Turns out, it's some new slang for supporting a romantic relationship. In my time, we just called it not breaking up.

Legal Experts

Navigating through legal terminology
Legal documents are like novels without the plot twists. I tried reading the terms and conditions once. By the time I got to page 10, I was ready to confess to crimes I didn't even know existed.

DIY Enthusiast

Grappling with complex DIY terminology
I bought a power tool, and the guy at the store said it had "torque." I nodded like I knew what he was talking about, but in my mind, I was picturing a superhero with a drill. Captain Torque, the savior of crooked bookshelves!

Medical Professionals

Explaining medical jargon to patients
Doctors always say, "This won't hurt a bit." I'm pretty sure they're using a different definition of "bit." If by "bit" they mean excruciating pain, then yes, it didn't hurt a bit.

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