5 Jokes For Tenths

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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The DJ

Mixing beats to the tenths is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, or a good song on the radio.
I tried DJing with tenths once. The audience asked if I was playing a remix or just having a technical malfunction. I told them it was a bit of both.

The Chef

Cooking tenths is like trying to measure a pinch of salt with boxing gloves on.
I tried making a cake with tenths once. It turned out so bad, even the ants sent it back with a note saying, "We have standards, too.

The Math Teacher

Grading tenths can be as tricky as dividing a pizza into equal slices.
My math teacher said, "Life is like a decimal, always rounding up." I guess that explains why I'm always running late.

The Scientist

Experimenting with tenths is like trying to discover a new element without a periodic table.
Working with tenths in the lab is like trying to balance equations on a unicycle – one wrong move, and everything falls apart. And trust me, I've fallen a few times.

The Construction Worker

Building something to the tenths precision is like playing Jenga with toothpicks.
I asked the construction worker why he loves working with tenths. He said, "It's the only time in my life where being off by a hair is a big deal.

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