6 Jokes About Tenants

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Updated on: Aug 18 2024

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My landlord told me that paying rent is a small price to pay for living in such a great place. I said, 'Agreed! So, can we adjust the rent to match the smallness of the place?
My landlord said I needed to bring my own furniture. I asked if that meant I could rent the place at a 'chair' price!
My landlord said, 'The rent's due on the first.' I replied, 'Fantastic! I'll drop by to pick up my receipt for being the first one to pay.
My landlord asked if I was interested in a long-term lease. I said, 'Of course! I'm practicing for my marriage.
My landlord asked if I could fix the leaky faucet. I said, 'Sure, can I deduct the plumbing fee from the rent?
I told my landlord I had a mouse problem. He asked if it was computer-related or in the apartment. I said, 'Both! The mouse is in the apartment, using the computer.

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