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Why did Tinky Winky go to school? To improve his 'tubby-cular' knowledge!
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How do Teletubbies decorate their homes? With tubby-wallpaper, of course!
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What do you call a Teletubby who's a great musician? A tuba-tubby player!
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Why did Dipsy always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw some tubby-sketches!
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How do Teletubbies navigate through the internet? With tubby-search engines!
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Why did the Teletubby bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were 'tubby-licious' on the top shelf!
Teletubby Parenting
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If Teletubbies were parents, bedtime would be a breeze. Time for tubby bye-bye! Instant sleep. Forget bedtime stories; just put on an episode of Teletubbies, and your kid will be dreaming of tubby custard in no time.
Teletubby Takeover
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You ever notice how Teletubbies are basically the rulers of their own little colorful utopia? I mean, they've got a sun with a baby's face on it – I tried putting a baby picture on my lamp, but all it did was give me a weird sunburn.
Teletubby Communication
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Teletubbies communicate with these weird antennas on their heads. Imagine if we did that in real life – walking around with antennas on our heads, trying to catch signals. My phone reception would be great, but my dating life? Not so much. Oh, sorry, I didn't catch that signal, can you repeat the flirting part?
Teletubby Fitness Routine
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I tried adopting the Teletubby workout routine – you know, the running in circles thing they do. I thought I'd get in shape while having fun. Turns out, running in circles just makes you dizzy, and the only thing I got in shape was my confusion.
Teletubbies in the Workplace
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I hired a Teletubby to work in my office. I thought it would bring some positivity. Turns out, the only thing he did was dance around and say, Eh-oh! I tried telling my boss it was a new team-building exercise, but now I'm the one doing the hokey pokey straight into the unemployment line.
Teletubby Technology
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Teletubbies had this magical bag that could produce anything they wanted. I want that bag in my life. Hey, where's my car keys? Oh, just check the magical bag. Honey, have you seen the remote? Magic bag to the rescue. The only thing my bag produces is old receipts and a sense of disappointment.
Teletubby Dating Tips
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I asked a Teletubby for dating advice, thinking they spread love and joy. The only advice I got was, Eh-oh! I tried it on a date, and let me tell you, it didn't lead to a second one. Maybe I should've stuck with flowers and chocolates.
Teletubby Fashion Trends
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I was watching Teletubbies the other day, and I couldn't help but think, are Teletubbies the true fashion icons of our time? I mean, who wouldn't want to rock a onesie that matches your entire body color? I tried it, but people just thought I escaped from a giant crayon box.
Teletubbies' Secret Lives
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Ever wonder what Teletubbies do in their free time? I imagine they have secret underground parties where they take off their costumes and reveal their true identities. Can you imagine the shock on kids' faces? Mom, Tinky Winky is actually Bob from next door!
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