7 Teddy Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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What's a teddy bear's favorite dance? The bear-boogie!
What did the teddy bear say when it was accused of stealing honey? 'I bearly even touched it!
What did one teddy bear say to the other after a picnic? 'Pawsitively delightful!
Why did the teddy bear start a band? It had the 'bear' essentials!
How do teddy bears keep in touch? They use bear-y long-distance hugs!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? It was already stuffed!
Why did the teddy bear join social media? It wanted to find its 'fur'ever friends!

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