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The Rebellion of the Crayons
The crayons planning a rebellion against being constantly used for coloring pages.
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Blue crayon complained, "I feel so one-dimensional, always coloring the sky. I have dreams of coloring deep-sea adventures or perhaps the elusive blue cheeseburger.
The Teacher
Trying to find the perfect coloring page for the class.
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Teaching is a lot like coloring. Sometimes you stay inside the lines, and sometimes you just throw caution to the wind and let chaos reign - especially when it comes to drawing stick-figure math problems.
The Class Clown
Trying to turn a simple coloring exercise into a comedy goldmine.
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I asked the teacher if I could use invisible ink. She said no. I asked why. She said, "Because then I wouldn't be able to grade it." I told her it's a lesson in abstract art.
The Overachieving Student
Trying to impress the teacher with the most intricate and perfectly colored page.
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I don't just color inside the lines; I create lines where there were none. My coloring pages are so detailed; they come with footnotes and a bibliography.
The Parent Trying to Help
Attempting to assist the child with their coloring homework and realizing they're way out of their artistic depth.
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My child asked me to draw a superhero on their coloring page. I drew a stick figure with a cape. They said, "Mom, that's not a superhero." I replied, "Sure it is. It's Captain Minimalism, fighting the clutter of too many details!
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