5 Jokes For Tattoo Parlor

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 15 2024

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The Tattoo Artist

Balancing artistic freedom with customers' questionable design choices
Once, a guy came in asking for a tattoo of his pet goldfish. I said, 'Sure, but if it dies, we don't do touch-ups, okay?'

The Tattoo Removal Client

Dealing with the consequences of impulsive decisions
Removing a tattoo is like trying to delete a regrettable tweet. You just hope it fades away without causing too much damage.

The Curious Bystander

Finding humor in others' tattoo stories
Tattoos are like stories written on skin. Some stories are bestsellers, while others are... bargain bin mysteries with no return policy.

The Proud New Tattoo Owner

Balancing excitement with hiding tattoos from conservative family members
I'm proud of my ink, but family dinners feel like an episode of 'Tattoo Hide and Seek.' Mom's detective skills are getting better.

The Nervous Customer

Fear of pain and regretting the design
My pain tolerance is so low; I asked for a temporary tattoo. The artist said, 'Sure, but it's going to last about 60 years.'

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