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Dealing with clients who can't handle the pain
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A client once told me, "Make it hurt so good." I replied, "Sure thing!" Afterward, they looked like they just had a breakup and a makeup session simultaneously. Ah, the sweet symphony of pain and pleasure.
Tattoo Removal Specialist
Dealing with people who regret their life choices
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I had a client who wanted their ex's name removed. I said, "Sure thing, but it's cheaper to find someone with the same name and start a support group." They laughed, and we decided to leave the tattoo and work on their sense of humor.
The Tattooed Grandma
Facing judgment from the traditional crowd
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Grandma said, "In my time, only sailors and rebels had tattoos." I said, "Well, Grandma, I do have a tattoo of a ship. So, does that make me a rebellious sailor or a sailing rebel?" She just shook her head. I think she prefers traditional punchlines.
Jealous Non-Tattooed Friend
Feeling left out in a world of ink
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I told my friends I wanted to get a tattoo, and they said, "Go big or go home!" So, I went home. Tattoos are expensive, and my budget screams stick-on tattoos from the dollar store.
Parent of a Teenager with a New Tattoo
Navigating the awkward conversation about body ink
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My teenager got a tattoo of a mathematical equation. I asked, "What's that supposed to mean?" They said, "It's a reminder that some things are permanent, like my love for calculus." Well, at least they found a way to make math painful in more ways than one.
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