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Baggage Handlers
Dealing with unpredictable luggage on the tarmac
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Baggage handlers are the unsung heroes of the airport. We deal with everything from fragile items to bags that seem to have packed themselves. I opened a suitcase once, and it looked like someone let a tornado loose in a laundry room.
Air Traffic Controller
Juggling planes on a crowded tarmac
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Coordinating landings and takeoffs on the tarmac is like orchestrating a symphony, except instead of musical instruments, we have jet engines, and the conductor is frantically waving glow sticks.
Airport Janitor
Cleaning up the aftermath on the tarmac
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Cleaning the tarmac is a bit like playing a real-life game of Minesweeper. You never know what you'll find under that pile of newspapers – could be a coffee cup, could be a forgotten sandwich, or could be someone's dignity.
Airport Security
Dealing with suspicious items on the tarmac
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Airport security yelled at me for walking on the tarmac. I said, "Come on, it's just a little stroll. I'm not trying to hijack a plane; I just want my steps to count on my fitness tracker.
Pilot's Perspective
Navigating the tarmac chaos
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Sometimes I taxi so much on the tarmac that I feel like I should charge my passengers for a sightseeing tour. "And on your right, you'll see the baggage handlers hard at work, and on your left, another pilot lost on the tarmac.
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