bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
I heard they have a unique job requirement for janitors in these tall buildings. Not only do you need to know how to operate a mop, but you also need a certification in base jumping! I mean, can you imagine being the janitor on the 100th floor? "Yeah, just taking out the trash, and then I'll be back down in time for lunch." And they must have the best view during their smoke breaks. It's like a living, breathing postcard. "Hey, Dave, did you catch the sunset while cleaning the windows on the 90th floor?" "Yeah, and I accidentally dropped the squeegee; hope no one was down there.
0
0
You ever wonder if the people working on the top floors of these skyscrapers have their own exclusive cloud network up there? I mean, they must be so high up that they're practically commuting with the angels. They probably have a separate Wi-Fi password up there, like "HeavenlyHighSpeed123." I can imagine their meetings: "Sorry, guys, can't make it to the conference room on the 80th floor; I'm stuck in a cloud traffic jam." And if you forget your umbrella on the ground floor, you might as well say goodbye to it because it's on its way to Oz by the time you reach the top.
0
0
You know, I was recently in the city, and I saw this gigantic skyscraper. I mean, it's so tall; I swear, I got a nosebleed just looking up at it. They call it the tallest building, but I think they missed an opportunity to call it the "Stairway to Corporate Heaven" or the "Elevator to Nowhere." I mean, seriously, who needs a building so tall? I bet the architects were just having a competition, and one guy was like, "Hey, let's see if we can build something so tall that people get vertigo just looking at it." Well, mission accomplished! I took the elevator to the top, and when I got out, I was convinced I had reached the moon. I had to double-check Google Maps to make sure I was still on Earth!
0
0
Have you ever noticed that the higher the building, the less oxygen there is? I swear, once you hit the 50th floor, you better have an oxygen tank handy because you're in the danger zone! They should have signs that say, "Oxygen for Rent on Floor 75." I went up to the observation deck, and I felt like I was auditioning for a role in a space movie. It's like they're trying to simulate life on Mars up there. And don't get me started on the stairs; by the time you climb to the top, you'll be the fittest person on Instagram. Forget about the gym; just move into the tallest building in town!
Post a Comment