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You ever notice how t-shirts seem to have a personal vendetta against us? They're like, "Hey, I'll make your life easy, but first, let's play a little game!" Yeah, it's called "Shrink in One Wash." You buy this awesome, perfectly-fitted shirt, throw it in the laundry, and boom! It comes out looking like something you'd put on your pet hamster. I'm starting to think my washing machine has a 'shrink ray' mode!
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I'm convinced t-shirts have a secret plan to take over our closets. You start with a couple of favorite tees, and before you know it, you've got a mountain of them. But try getting rid of one! It's like saying goodbye to an old friend. "Oh, but I wore this to that concert five years ago!" Yes, and it's still holding onto that questionable stain from the after-party. But it's got sentimental value, right? Sure, if sentimentality smells like mothballs.
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Can we talk about those t-shirts with random slogans? Some of them make me wonder if they're meant to inspire or confuse. Like, "Follow Your Dreams"... I'm trying to fold laundry, not audition for a motivational speech! Then there's the "I'm with Stupid" tee. Congrats, you've just turned yourself into a human pointing arrow. But hey, at least it saves on conversation starters, right?
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Shopping for t-shirts is a wild rollercoaster of emotions. You find a design you love, you grab your size, and then you try it on... and suddenly, you're lost in a sea of confusion. Who's setting these size standards? Are they using a secret code? "Small" in one brand feels like a tent, while in another, it's like trying to fit a grape into a shot glass. Can we just have a universal size chart, please?
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